Crawford is a surly, anti-social grump who inexplicably works as a bartender. It's okay, it's in the sort of dingy dive bar where his patrons are much like him and don't want much for a talkative person. He also somehow has friends who want to do stuff with him. How? It's a mystery.
- Age: 26
- Gender: Cis male
- Sexuality: Bisexual in theory, nothing in practice
- Height: 6'1 (if he stands up straight)
- Phenom?: No, and he's glad for it