• Age: 26
  • Gender: Cis male
  • Sexuality: Bisexual in theory, nothing in practice
  • Height: 6'1 (if he stands up straight)
  • Phenom?: No, and he's glad for it
Crawford is a surly, anti-social grump who inexplicably works as a bartender. It's okay, it's in the sort of dingy dive bar where his patrons are much like him and don't want much for a talkative person. He also somehow has friends who want to do stuff with him. How? It's a mystery.


  • Age: 28
  • Gender: Cis male
  • Sexuality: Pansexual
  • Height: 5'10
  • Phenom?: Yes, shapeshifter
A high energy nuisance who some how has roped a surly bartender into hanging out with him. Chronically incapable of being a responsible human being, even though he's constantly at risk of getting into serious trouble at work. But it's just a nigh club, right? The trios only phenom.


  • Age: 27
  • Gender: Trans woman
  • Sexuality: Lesbian
  • Height: 5'9
  • Phenom?: Nope
Possibly the only functional adult, but that's still debatable. She IS friends with those two.


Coming soon